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Just the two of us (x8)
Come on Hai-Hai, we're going to the beach,
Grab a couple of toys and let Dada strap you in the car seat,
Oh, wheres Mama? She's taking a little nap in the trunk,
Oh that smell ... Dada musta runned over a skunk.
Now i know what your thinkin' it's kinda late to go swimmin'
But you know ya Mama, she's one of those types of women,
That do crazy things and if she don't get her way she'll throw a
fit.
Don't play with Dada's toy knife hunny, let go of it. (no!)
And don't look so upset, why you actin' bashful?
Don't you wanna help Dada build a sandcastle? (yeah!)
And Mama said she wants to show you how far she can float,
And don't worry about that little boo-boo on her throat,
It's just a little scratch - it don't hurt.
Her was eatin' dinner while you was sweepin' and spiled ketchup
on her shirt
Mama's messin' ain't she?
We'll let her wash off in the water and me and you can
pway by ourselves, can't we?
Just the two of us ... (x2)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us ... (x2)
Just you and i! (all x2)
See hunny ... there's a place called heaven and a place called
hell,
A place called prison and a place called jail,
And Dada's probably on his way to all of them except one,
Cuz Mama's got a new husband and a step son,
And you don't want a brother do ya? (Nah)
Maybe when you're old enough to understand a little better,
I'll explain it to ya,
But for now? Lets we'll just say Mama was real real bad,
Was bein' mean to dad, and made him real real mad,
But i still feel sad i put her on time-out,
Sit back in your chair hunny, stop tryin' to climb out,
(Nyahhhh!)
I told you it's okay Hai-Hai.
Wanna ba-ba? (uh-huh!) Take a night-night?
Na-na-boo? Boo-Boo gah-gah?
Her make boo-boo cah-cah?
Dada change your dippie,
Clean the baby up so that her can take a nighty-nighty,
And Dada wake her up as soon as we get to the water,
'97 Bonnie and Clyde, me and my daughter.
Just the two of us ... (x2)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us ... (x2)
Just you and i! (all x2)
Wake up sweepy head we're here, before we pway,
We're gonna take mommy for a wittle walk awong the pier,
Hailie don't cry hunny, don't get the wrong idea,
Mommy's too sweepy to hear you screamin' in her ear, (momma!)
That's why you can't get her to wake,
But don't worry, daddy made a nice bed for mommy ...
At the bottom of the lake.
Here, you wanna help Dada tie a rope around this rock? (yeah)
We'll tie it to her footsie and then roll her off the dock.
Ready now? Here we go, on the count of fwee.
One ... two ... fwee! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
There goes Mama, splashing in the wa-ta,
No more fightin' wif Dad, no more restraining order,
No more step-dada, no more new brova,
Blow her kisses bye-bye (mwah), tell mommy you wuv her (mommy
...)
Now we'll go pway in the sand, build a castle and junk,
But first, lets help dad with two more things out the trunk.
Just the two of us ... (x2)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us ... (x2)
Just you and i! (all x2)
Just me and you baby,
That's all we need in this world,
Just me and you.
Your Dada will always be here for you,
Your Dada's always gonna love you, remember that.
If you ever need me i'm gonna always be here for you,
If you ever need anything, just ask!
Dada will be right there ... Your Dada loves you ...
I love you baby ...
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